killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)

(Source: igotnastyhabits)

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

pissedoffabrahamford:

A trilogy.

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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jakajak:

Almond chocolate smoothie

Almonds + cacao powder + dates + banana + raw oatmeal + flax seed

fiendfyre-curse:

She never asks questions. Remember the time Hermione turned into a cat? She made sure no one saw her. She regrew a whole arm’s worth of bones in one night. She can mend bones in a second. She even kicks out Dumbledore on some occasions. Just think about how many students get injured in Hogwarts every year and she just fixes them back up like new. 

We all just need to take a second and thank Madam Pomfrey.

idontlikeyourcat:

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

“Why was six afraid of seven?”
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(Source: iraffiruse)

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(Source: whereforeartthoucastiel)

officialfrenchtoast:

i miss the old gordon ramsey :(

officialfrenchtoast:

i miss the old gordon ramsey :(

(Source: bhelliom)