The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I KNEW IT
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
Best Adult Costumes of Halloween 2013 (Part 1) [submit yours]
Previously: Best Costumes of Halloween 2012
OH MY GOD THE PETER PAN AND RATATOUILLE ONES
Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals